Major League| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 340 | 956 | 2.81 | 169 | 49.71% | 107 | 31.47% | 64 | 18.82% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | New York Red Bulls | 34 | 16 | 9 | 9 | 61 | 44 | +17 | 57 | WWWW | 17 | 13 | 2 | 2 | 36 | 17 | 17 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 25 | 27 | ||
| 2 | Toronto FC | 34 | 14 | 11 | 9 | 51 | 39 | +12 | 53 | WXLO | 17 | 8 | 6 | 3 | 28 | 17 | 17 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 23 | 22 | ||
| 3 | D.C. United | 34 | 11 | 13 | 10 | 53 | 47 | +6 | 46 | LWWW | 17 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 35 | 18 | 17 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 18 | 29 | ||
| 4 | 1 | Montréal Impact | 34 | 11 | 12 | 11 | 49 | 53 | -4 | 45 | LXWW | 17 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 31 | 29 | 17 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 18 | 24 | |
| 5 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 34 | 11 | 9 | 14 | 52 | 55 | -3 | 42 | LLLX | 17 | 8 | 4 | 5 | 30 | 24 | 17 | 3 | 5 | 9 | 22 | 31 | |
| 6 | New England Revolution | 34 | 11 | 9 | 14 | 44 | 54 | -10 | 42 | WLWL | 17 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 26 | 19 | 17 | 2 | 5 | 10 | 18 | 35 | ||
| 7 | 1 | Orlando City | 34 | 9 | 14 | 11 | 55 | 60 | -5 | 41 | WWLO | 17 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 31 | 28 | 17 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 24 | 32 | |
| 8 | 1 | Columbus Crew | 34 | 8 | 12 | 14 | 50 | 58 | -8 | 36 | LLXW | 17 | 6 | 8 | 3 | 31 | 25 | 17 | 2 | 4 | 11 | 19 | 33 | |
| 9 | Chicago Fire | 34 | 7 | 10 | 17 | 42 | 58 | -16 | 31 | LWXL | 17 | 6 | 8 | 3 | 26 | 21 | 17 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 16 | 37 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | FC Dallas | 34 | 17 | 9 | 8 | 50 | 40 | +10 | 60 | OWWO | 17 | 12 | 4 | 1 | 33 | 12 | 17 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 17 | 28 | ||
| 2 | Colorado Rapids | 34 | 15 | 13 | 6 | 39 | 32 | +7 | 58 | XLWW | 17 | 11 | 6 | 0 | 20 | 7 | 17 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 19 | 25 | ||
| 3 | LA Galaxy | 34 | 12 | 16 | 6 | 54 | 39 | +15 | 52 | OWLL | 17 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 32 | 18 | 17 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 22 | 21 | ||
| 4 | 2 | Seattle Sounders | 34 | 14 | 6 | 14 | 44 | 43 | +1 | 48 | WLOW | 17 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 22 | 12 | 17 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 22 | 31 | |
| 5 | Sporting Kansas City | 34 | 13 | 8 | 13 | 42 | 41 | +1 | 47 | WOLW | 17 | 10 | 3 | 4 | 30 | 19 | 17 | 3 | 5 | 9 | 12 | 22 | ||
| 6 | 2 | Real Salt Lake | 34 | 12 | 10 | 12 | 44 | 46 | -2 | 46 | LOLO | 17 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 22 | 14 | 17 | 4 | 2 | 11 | 22 | 32 | |
| 7 | Portland Timbers | 34 | 12 | 8 | 14 | 48 | 53 | -5 | 44 | LWLL | 17 | 12 | 2 | 3 | 35 | 21 | 17 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 13 | 32 | ||
| 8 | 1 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 34 | 10 | 9 | 15 | 45 | 52 | -7 | 39 | WOLX | 17 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 28 | 22 | 17 | 4 | 3 | 10 | 17 | 30 | |
| 9 | 1 | San Jose Earthquakes | 34 | 8 | 14 | 12 | 32 | 40 | -8 | 38 | LOLW | 17 | 7 | 7 | 3 | 18 | 12 | 17 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 14 | 28 | |
| 10 | Houston Dynamo | 34 | 7 | 13 | 14 | 39 | 45 | -6 | 34 | XLOL | 17 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 23 | 21 | 17 | 2 | 6 | 9 | 16 | 24 | ||
| Sunday, 23 October 2016 | |||||
| Colorado Rapids | 1-1 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| New England Revolution | 3-0 | Montréal Impact | |||
| Sporting Kansas City | 2-0 | San Jose Earthquakes | |||
| LA Galaxy | 0-0 | FC Dallas | |||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 4-1 | Portland Timbers | |||
| Seattle Sounders | 2-1 | Real Salt Lake | |||
| Toronto FC | 3-2 | Chicago Fire | |||
| Orlando City | 4-2 | D.C. United | |||
| Philadelphia Union | 0-2 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| New York City | 4-1 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 24 | +1 | Bradley WRIGHT-PHILLIPS (New York Red Bulls) |
| 23 | +1 | David VILLA (New York City, 5p) |
| 17 | Ignacio PIATTI (Montréal Impact, 3p) | |
| +1 | Sebastian GIOVINCO (Toronto FC, 4p) | |
| 16 | Fanendo ADI (Portland Timbers, 2p) | |
| Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| +1 | Ola KAMARA (Columbus Crew, 2p) | |
| 14 | Cyle LARIN (Orlando City) | |
| +1 | Diego VALERI (Portland Timbers, 4p) | |
| GIOVANI dos Santos (LA Galaxy, 1p) | ||
| 12 | +1 | Kei KAMARA (New England Revolution, 1p) |
| Chris PONTIUS (Philadelphia Union) | ||
| Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes, 3p) | ||
| Frank LAMPARD (New York City, 1p) | ||
| Jordan MORRIS (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| 11 | +1 | Kevin MOLINO (Orlando City, 1p) |
| 10 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy, 3p) | |
| Jozy ALTIDORE (Toronto FC) | ||
| Didier DROGBA (Montréal Impact, 2p) | ||
| 9 | Maximiliano URRUTI (FC Dallas) | |
| Lamar NEAGLE (D.C. United, 2p) | ||
| Roland ALBERG (Philadelphia Union, 4p) | ||
| Michael BARRIOS (FC Dallas) | ||
| Yura MOVSISYAN (Real Salt Lake, 2p) | ||
| David ACCAM (Chicago Fire, 2p) | ||
| +1 | Shkëlzen GASHI (Colorado Rapids, 1p) | |
| +1 | KAKÁ (Orlando City, 4p) | |
| +1 | Pedro MORALES (Vancouver Whitecaps, 6p) | |
| Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake, 2p) |
