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| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 302 | 854 | 2.82 | 147 | 48.68% | 99 | 32.78% | 56 | 18.54% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | 1 | New York Red Bulls | 31 | 13 | 9 | 9 | 53 | 40 | +13 | 48 | WXXW | 15 | 11 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 13 | 16 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 23 | 27 | |
| 2 | 1 | Toronto FC | 30 | 13 | 9 | 8 | 45 | 33 | +12 | 48 | XXWL | 14 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 24 | 13 | 16 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 21 | 20 | |
| 3 | Philadelphia Union | 31 | 11 | 9 | 11 | 50 | 48 | +2 | 42 | XLXL | 15 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 30 | 20 | 16 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 20 | 28 | ||
| 4 | Montréal Impact | 30 | 9 | 11 | 10 | 43 | 47 | -4 | 38 | LLXL | 15 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 26 | 26 | 15 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 17 | 21 | ||
| 5 | 1 | D.C. United | 30 | 8 | 13 | 9 | 43 | 41 | +2 | 37 | WXXL | 15 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 29 | 17 | 15 | 1 | 9 | 5 | 14 | 24 | |
| 6 | 1 | New England Revolution | 31 | 9 | 9 | 13 | 37 | 51 | -14 | 36 | LWWW | 15 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 20 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 5 | 9 | 17 | 33 | |
| 7 | Orlando City | 30 | 7 | 13 | 10 | 49 | 57 | -8 | 34 | LLLW | 15 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 27 | 25 | 15 | 2 | 6 | 7 | 22 | 32 | ||
| 8 | Columbus Crew | 29 | 7 | 11 | 11 | 42 | 46 | -4 | 32 | WWLL | 16 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 28 | 25 | 13 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 14 | 21 | ||
| 9 | Chicago Fire | 29 | 6 | 9 | 14 | 36 | 48 | -12 | 27 | LXLW | 15 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 22 | 18 | 14 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 14 | 30 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | FC Dallas | 31 | 15 | 8 | 8 | 47 | 39 | +8 | 53 | OXLW | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 30 | 11 | 16 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 17 | 28 | ||
| 2 | 1 | Colorado Rapids | 29 | 12 | 12 | 5 | 32 | 27 | +5 | 48 | XOWL | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 16 | 5 | 15 | 3 | 7 | 5 | 16 | 22 | |
| 3 | 1 | LA Galaxy | 31 | 11 | 15 | 5 | 53 | 38 | +15 | 48 | LXWX | 16 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 32 | 18 | 15 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 21 | 20 | |
| 4 | Real Salt Lake | 31 | 12 | 9 | 10 | 42 | 42 | +0 | 45 | OLLX | 16 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 22 | 14 | 15 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 20 | 28 | ||
| 5 | 1 | Sporting Kansas City | 31 | 12 | 7 | 12 | 39 | 38 | +1 | 43 | WXXL | 16 | 9 | 3 | 4 | 28 | 19 | 15 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 11 | 19 | |
| 6 | 1 | Portland Timbers | 31 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 46 | 48 | -2 | 41 | LWWL | 16 | 11 | 2 | 3 | 34 | 21 | 15 | 0 | 6 | 9 | 12 | 27 | |
| 7 | Seattle Sounders | 29 | 11 | 5 | 13 | 38 | 39 | -1 | 38 | WWXL | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 11 | 15 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 19 | 28 | ||
| 8 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 31 | 9 | 8 | 14 | 40 | 49 | -9 | 35 | XLWL | 15 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 23 | 19 | 16 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 17 | 30 | ||
| 9 | San Jose Earthquakes | 29 | 7 | 13 | 9 | 28 | 32 | -4 | 34 | LOXL | 15 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 16 | 11 | 14 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 12 | 21 | ||
| 10 | Houston Dynamo | 29 | 7 | 11 | 11 | 36 | 38 | -2 | 32 | WWXL | 14 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 21 | 15 | 15 | 2 | 4 | 9 | 15 | 23 | ||
| 20 | Bradley WRIGHT-PHILLIPS (New York Red Bulls) | |
| 19 | +2 | David VILLA (New York City, 4p) |
| 16 | Sebastian GIOVINCO (Toronto FC, 3p) | |
| 15 | Fanendo ADI (Portland Timbers, 1p) | |
| +1 | Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) | |
| +2 | Ola KAMARA (Columbus Crew, 2p) | |
| 14 | Ignacio PIATTI (Montréal Impact, 2p) | |
| Cyle LARIN (Orlando City) | ||
| GIOVANI dos Santos (LA Galaxy, 1p) | ||
| 13 | +1 | Diego VALERI (Portland Timbers, 3p) |
| 12 | Frank LAMPARD (New York City, 1p) | |
| +2 | Jordan MORRIS (Seattle Sounders) | |
| 11 | Chris PONTIUS (Philadelphia Union) | |
| 10 | Kei KAMARA (New England Revolution, 1p) | |
| Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes, 2p) | ||
| +2 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy, 3p) | |
| Kevin MOLINO (Orlando City, 1p) | ||
| Didier DROGBA (Montréal Impact, 2p) | ||
| 9 | Roland ALBERG (Philadelphia Union, 4p) | |
| Michael BARRIOS (FC Dallas) | ||
| Yura MOVSISYAN (Real Salt Lake, 2p) | ||
| Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake, 2p) |
| Friday, 23 September 2016 | |||||
| New York City | 4-1 | Chicago Fire | |||
| 8 | Mena | 35 | Solignac | ||
| 9 | Villa | ||||
| 44 | Mendoza | ||||
| 83 | Villa | ||||
| Saturday, 24 September 2016 | |||||
| D.C. United | 4-1 | Orlando City | |||
| 34 | Mullins | 72 | Júlio Baptista | ||
| 51 | Sam | ||||
| 53 | Mullins | ||||
| 90 | Büscher | ||||
| Houston Dynamo | 3-1 | Portland Timbers | |||
| 34(p) | Manotas | 51 | Valeri | ||
| 73 | Manotas | ||||
| 85 | Manotas | ||||
| New York Red Bulls | 1-0 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 60 | Royer | ||||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 3-3 | Colorado Rapids | |||
| 51 | Waston | 8 | Badji | ||
| 70 | Morales | 57(p) | Gashi | ||
| 90 | Hurtado | 75 | Gashi | ||
| Real Salt Lake | 0-0 | FC Dallas | |||
| Toronto FC | 1-1 | Philadelphia Union | |||
| 70 | Morrow | 25 | Bedoya | ||
| San Jose Earthquakes | 1-2 | Sporting Kansas City | |||
| 42 | Dawkins | 7 | Dwyer | ||
| 81 | Ellis | ||||
| Sunday, 25 September 2016 | |||||
| Columbus Crew | 2-0 | New England Revolution | |||
| 42 | Kamara | ||||
| 84(p) | Kamara | ||||
| LA Galaxy | 2-4 | Seattle Sounders | |||
| 20 | Keane | 35(og) | van Damme | ||
| 85(p) | Keane | 63 | Morris | ||
| 73 | Morris | ||||
| 78 | Alonso | ||||
