| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 218 | 596 | 2.73 | 112 | 51.38% | 71 | 32.57% | 35 | 16.06% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | New York Red Bulls | 23 | 9 | 5 | 9 | 38 | 30 | +8 | 32 | XWXW | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 10 | 12 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 15 | 20 | ||
| 2 | 2 | Toronto FC | 21 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 28 | 23 | +5 | 30 | WWLX | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 12 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 13 | 16 | |
| 3 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 22 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 36 | 35 | +1 | 30 | LLXW | 12 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 10 | 19 | |
| 4 | 1 | Montréal Impact | 21 | 7 | 9 | 5 | 36 | 31 | +5 | 30 | XWLX | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 22 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 14 | 16 | |
| 5 | New England Revolution | 22 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 28 | 36 | -8 | 26 | LWOW | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 15 | 11 | 11 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 13 | 25 | ||
| 6 | Orlando City | 21 | 5 | 11 | 5 | 35 | 36 | -1 | 26 | WXXL | 11 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 22 | 15 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 13 | 21 | ||
| 7 | D.C. United | 21 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 23 | XLXL | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 13 | 10 | 11 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 16 | ||
| 8 | Columbus Crew | 21 | 3 | 10 | 8 | 26 | 35 | -9 | 19 | LXXX | 11 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 17 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 18 | ||
| 9 | Chicago Fire | 20 | 4 | 6 | 10 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 18 | XLLW | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 7 | 17 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | FC Dallas | 24 | 13 | 5 | 6 | 37 | 31 | +6 | 44 | WXWL | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 25 | 7 | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 12 | 24 | ||
| 2 | Colorado Rapids | 21 | 10 | 8 | 3 | 24 | 19 | +5 | 38 | LXWX | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 10 | 14 | ||
| 3 | LA Galaxy | 21 | 9 | 9 | 3 | 35 | 20 | +15 | 36 | XWWW | 10 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 21 | 8 | 11 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 14 | 12 | ||
| 4 | Sporting Kansas City | 24 | 10 | 4 | 10 | 28 | 25 | +3 | 34 | WWLL | 13 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 11 | ||
| 5 | Real Salt Lake | 22 | 9 | 7 | 6 | 32 | 32 | +0 | 34 | WXOL | 10 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 13 | 8 | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 19 | 24 | ||
| 6 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 23 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 33 | 37 | -4 | 30 | LOXW | 12 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 19 | 13 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 14 | 24 | ||
| 7 | Portland Timbers | 23 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 33 | 34 | -1 | 29 | LLWX | 12 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 24 | 18 | 11 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 9 | 16 | ||
| 8 | San Jose Earthquakes | 21 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 23 | 24 | -1 | 27 | XXWL | 10 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 6 | 11 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 10 | 18 | ||
| 9 | Seattle Sounders | 21 | 6 | 3 | 12 | 21 | 28 | -7 | 21 | XLLW | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 9 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 8 | 19 | ||
| 10 | Houston Dynamo | 21 | 4 | 8 | 9 | 24 | 27 | -3 | 20 | XOLO | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 9 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 9 | 18 | ||
| 13 | David VILLA (New York City, 3p) | |
| 12 | Ignacio PIATTI (Montréal Impact, 2p) | |
| +1 | Bradley WRIGHT-PHILLIPS (New York Red Bulls) | |
| +1 | Sebastian GIOVINCO (Toronto FC, 2p) | |
| 11 | +1 | Cyle LARIN (Orlando City) |
| 10 | Fanendo ADI (Portland Timbers, 1p) | |
| Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| Ola KAMARA (Columbus Crew, 1p) | ||
| 9 | +1 | Kei KAMARA (New England Revolution, 1p) |
| +1 | Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes, 2p) | |
| +2 | Kevin MOLINO (Orlando City, 1p) | |
| Diego VALERI (Portland Timbers, 3p) | ||
| 8 | Chris PONTIUS (Philadelphia Union) | |
| +3 | Frank LAMPARD (New York City, 1p) | |
| Didier DROGBA (Montréal Impact, 1p) | ||
| 7 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy, 2p) | |
| Jordan MORRIS (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| +1 | Roland ALBERG (Philadelphia Union, 4p) | |
| Yura MOVSISYAN (Real Salt Lake, 2p) | ||
| GIOVANI dos Santos (LA Galaxy) | ||
| 6 | +1 | Maximiliano URRUTI (FC Dallas) |
| Mike GRELLA (New York Red Bulls) | ||
| Michael BARRIOS (FC Dallas) | ||
| C.J. SAPONG (Philadelphia Union, 1p) | ||
| Pedro MORALES (Vancouver Whitecaps, 5p) | ||
| Juan MARTÍNEZ (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| +1 | Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake, 1p) |
| Saturday, 30 July 2016 | |||||
| New York City | 5-1 | Colorado Rapids | |||
| 28 | Lampard | 90 | Gashi | ||
| 42 | Taylor | ||||
| 75 | Mendoza | ||||
| 81 | Lampard | ||||
| 84(p) | Lampard | ||||
| Sunday, 31 July 2016 | |||||
| D.C. United | 1-1 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 20 | Mullins | 86 | Bernardello | ||
| FC Dallas | 2-0 | Vancouver Whitecaps | |||
| 56 | Acosta | ||||
| 59 | Urruti | ||||
| Houston Dynamo | 1-1 | San Jose Earthquakes | |||
| 45 | Alex Lima | 59 | Wondolowski | ||
| Sporting Kansas City | 1-0 | Portland Timbers | |||
| 50 | Peterson | ||||
| Chicago Fire | 2-2 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| 35 | Accam | 16(og) | Polster | ||
| 45 | Polster | 90 | Wright-Phillips | ||
| Seattle Sounders | 1-1 | LA Galaxy | |||
| 49 | Roldan | 78 | Lletget | ||
| Toronto FC | 3-0 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 8 | Endoh | ||||
| 24 | Giovinco | ||||
| 87 | Altidore | ||||
| Orlando City | 3-1 | New England Revolution | |||
| 46 | Larin | 19 | Kamara | ||
| 64 | Molino | ||||
| 83 | Molino | ||||
| Philadelphia Union | 1-2 | Real Salt Lake | |||
| 44(p) | Alberg | 48 | Plata | ||
| 54 | Morales | ||||