| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 111 | 315 | 2.83 | 48 | 43.24% | 36 | 32.43% | 27 | 24.32% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | New England Revolution | 12 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 21 | 14 | +7 | 23 | WWWW | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 13 | ||
| 2 | Sporting Kansas City | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 18 | 12 | +6 | 18 | XLLW | 7 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 7 | ||
| 3 | 1 | D.C. United | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 17 | 14 | +3 | 18 | LWXW | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 7 | |
| 4 | 1 | Houston Dynamo | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 17 | LWLW | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 11 | |
| 5 | 1 | Columbus Crew | 12 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 15 | 14 | +1 | 16 | WXLL | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 8 | |
| 6 | 1 | New York Red Bulls | 13 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 14 | LLLW | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 11 | |
| 7 | Toronto FC | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 11 | 11 | +0 | 13 | XWLL | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 8 | ||
| 8 | 1 | Chicago Fire | 11 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 12 | LWWL | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 13 | |
| 9 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 13 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 11 | LWLL | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 11 | |
| 10 | Montréal Impact | 11 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 9 | 22 | -13 | 7 | LXLW | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 14 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | Seattle Sounders | 13 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 25 | 21 | +4 | 26 | XWLW | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 14 | ||
| 2 | Real Salt Lake | 12 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 23 | 13 | +10 | 24 | OWWW | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 9 | ||
| 3 | 2 | Colorado Rapids | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 16 | 15 | +1 | 18 | WLLO | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 7 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 8 | |
| 4 | 1 | FC Dallas | 14 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 22 | 22 | +0 | 18 | OLXL | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 9 | 12 | |
| 5 | 1 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 18 | 14 | +4 | 17 | XWWX | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | |
| 6 | 2 | Portland Timbers | 12 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 18 | 20 | -2 | 13 | WXXW | 7 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 14 | 13 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | |
| 7 | 2 | LA Galaxy | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 8 | +2 | 12 | WLXL | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 6 | |
| 8 | 2 | San Jose Earthquakes | 10 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 10 | LWOL | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 | |
| 9 | 2 | Chivas USA | 11 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 13 | 20 | -7 | 10 | XWLL | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 12 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 8 | |
| 10 | +3 | Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City, 1p) |
| +1 | Bradley WRIGHT-PHILLIPS (New York Red Bulls, 1p) | |
| 8 | Erick TORRES (Chivas USA) | |
| Clint DEMPSEY (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| 6 | Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | |
| +1 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | |
| +2 | Edgar ESPÍNDOLA (D.C. United) | |
| Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | ||
| Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | ||
| Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| 5 | Quincy AMARIKWA (Chicago Fire) | |
| +2 | Maximiliano URRUTI (Portland Timbers) | |
| Lee NGUYEN (New England Revolution) | ||
| Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | ||
| MICHEL Garbini (FC Dallas) | ||
| Gastón FERNÁNDEZ (Portland Timbers) | ||
| Vicente SÁNCHEZ (Colorado Rapids) | ||
| Obafemi MARTINS (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| 4 | Jermain DEFOE (Toronto FC) | |
| +2 | Mike MAGEE (Chicago Fire) | |
| +1 | Patrick MULLINS (New England Revolution) | |
| Javier MORALES (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| +1 | Diego FAGÚNDEZ (New England Revolution) |
| Sunday, 18 May 2014 | |||||
| Chicago Fire | 2-1 | Sporting Kansas City | |||
| 7 | Magee | 68 | Dwyer | ||
| 15 | Magee | ||||
| Wednesday, 21 May 2014 | |||||
| D.C. United | 2-0 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| 28 | Rolfe | ||||
| 63 | Espíndola | ||||
| LA Galaxy | 2-1 | FC Dallas | |||
| 24 | Keane | 65 | Akindele | ||
| 44 | Zardes | ||||
| Friday, 23 May 2014 | |||||
| Sporting Kansas City | 2-2 | Toronto FC | |||
| 47 | Dwyer | 67 | Moore | ||
| 84(p) | Dwyer | 90 | Orr | ||
| Saturday, 24 May 2014 | |||||
| Colorado Rapids | 4-1 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 5(p) | Powers | 88 | Romero | ||
| 54 | Hill | ||||
| 58 | O'Neill | ||||
| 84 | Powers | ||||
| New York Red Bulls | 1-2 | Portland Timbers | |||
| 36(p) | Wright-Phillips | 45 | Urruti | ||
| 74 | Urruti | ||||
| Columbus Crew | 2-0 | Chicago Fire | |||
| 10 | Finlay | ||||
| 25 | Arrieta | ||||
| New England Revolution | 2-1 | D.C. United | |||
| 55 | Mullins | 73 | Espíndola | ||
| 77 | Fagúndez | ||||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 2-2 | Seattle Sounders | |||
| 39 | Hurtado | 36 | Barrett | ||
| 66 | Koffie | 82(p) | Pineda | ||
| Real Salt Lake | 0-0 | FC Dallas | |||