| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 43 | 121 | 2.81 | 16 | 37.21% | 16 | 37.21% | 11 | 25.58% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | Columbus Crew | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 9 | LWWW | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | ||
| 2 | 2 | Toronto FC | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 9 | WLWW | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | |
| 3 | 1 | Sporting Kansas City | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 8 | OWWX | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | |
| 4 | 1 | Houston Dynamo | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 6 | +1 | 6 | LLWW | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| 5 | Philadelphia Union | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 6 | +0 | 6 | XXLW | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | ||
| 6 | 4 | D.C. United | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 4 | WXLL | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| 7 | 1 | New England Revolution | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 4 | LWOL | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 8 | |
| 8 | 1 | Chicago Fire | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 4 | XXXX | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | |
| 9 | 1 | New York Red Bulls | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 4 | XXXX | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 7 | |
| 10 | 1 | Montréal Impact | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 2 | XXLL | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | |
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | FC Dallas | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 6 | +7 | 13 | WWWX | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | ||
| 2 | Real Salt Lake | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 4 | +4 | 9 | OWXX | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | ||
| 3 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 8 | LWOX | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 4 | 2 | Colorado Rapids | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 7 | WLWX | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | |
| 5 | 1 | Seattle Sounders | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 8 | +1 | 7 | XLWL | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 4 | |
| 6 | 1 | Chivas USA | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 5 | LXLX | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | |
| 7 | 1 | LA Galaxy | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | +2 | 4 | WXL- | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | |
| 8 | 1 | Portland Timbers | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 3 | XLLX | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | |
| 9 | San Jose Earthquakes | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 1 | LLX- | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 4 | Erick TORRES (Chivas USA) | |
| +3 | Clint DEMPSEY (Seattle Sounders) | |
| Vicente SÁNCHEZ (Colorado Rapids) | ||
| 3 | Kenny MILLER (Vancouver Whitecaps) | |
| Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| +2 | Je-Vaughn WATSON (FC Dallas) | |
| Jermain DEFOE (Toronto FC) | ||
| Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | ||
| Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | ||
| 2 | Quincy AMARIKWA (Chicago Fire) | |
| +1 | Kenny COOPER (Seattle Sounders) | |
| Blas PÉREZ (FC Dallas) | ||
| Fabián CASTILLO (FC Dallas) | ||
| +2 | JOSÉ MARI (Colorado Rapids) | |
| Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | ||
| +1 | MICHEL Garbini (FC Dallas) | |
| +1 | Leonardo FERNANDES (Philadelphia Union) | |
| +1 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | |
| Gastón FERNÁNDEZ (Portland Timbers) | ||
| +2 | Diego CHARÁ (Portland Timbers) | |
| +1 | Ricardo CLARK (Houston Dynamo) | |
| Mauro DÍAZ (FC Dallas) | ||
| Víctor BERNÁRDEZ (San Jose Earthquakes) | ||
| Jeff LARENTOWICZ (Chicago Fire) | ||
| Bernardo AÑOR (Columbus Crew) | ||
| +1 | Pegguy LUYINDULA (New York Red Bulls) | |
| Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake) |
| Saturday, 5 April 2014 | |||||
| D.C. United | 2-0 | New England Revolution | |||
| 43(og) | Gonçalves | ||||
| 90 | Rolfe | ||||
| Houston Dynamo | 1-4 | FC Dallas | |||
| 41 | Clark | 31 | Michel | ||
| 61 | Watson | ||||
| 68(og) | Barnes | ||||
| 70 | Watson | ||||
| Columbus Crew | 0-2 | Toronto FC | |||
| 11 | Bradley | ||||
| 85 | Nakajima-Farran | ||||
| Sporting Kansas City | 0-0 | Real Salt Lake | |||
| Chicago Fire | 2-2 | Philadelphia Union | |||
| 16 | Magee | 32 | Edu | ||
| 86 | Anangonó | 39 | Fernandes | ||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 1-2 | Colorado Rapids | |||
| 67 | Mattocks | 79 | José Mari | ||
| 81 | José Mari | ||||
| Montréal Impact | 2-2 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| 5 | Romero | 31 | Steele | ||
| 59 | Felipe | 34 | Luyindula | ||
| Portland Timbers | 4-4 | Seattle Sounders | |||
| 9 | Chará | 3 | Cooper | ||
| 14 | Valeri | 24 | Dempsey | ||
| 55 | Chará | 85 | Dempsey | ||
| 57 | Urruti | 87 | Dempsey | ||
| Sunday, 6 April 2014 | |||||
| Chivas USA | 0-3 | LA Galaxy | |||
| 37 | Keane | ||||
| 41 | Ishizaki | ||||
| 56 | Husidić | ||||