| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 34 | 90 | 2.64 | 15 | 44.12% | 12 | 35.29% | 7 | 20.59% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | 1 | Columbus Crew | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | +5 | 9 | WWW- | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | |
| 2 | 3 | Sporting Kansas City | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 7 | WWXL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | |
| 3 | 2 | Houston Dynamo | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | +4 | 6 | LWW- | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| 4 | 1 | Toronto FC | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 6 | LWW- | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | |
| 5 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 4 | +0 | 5 | XLWX | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | |
| 6 | 2 | New England Revolution | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 4 | WOLL | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 6 | |
| 7 | 1 | Chicago Fire | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 3 | XXXL | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | |
| 8 | 1 | New York Red Bulls | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 3 | XXXL | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | |
| 9 | Montréal Impact | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 1 | XLLL | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | ||
| 10 | D.C. United | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 1 | XLL- | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | FC Dallas | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 5 | +4 | 10 | WWXW | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2 | 2 | Real Salt Lake | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 4 | +4 | 8 | WXXW | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | |
| 3 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3 | +4 | 8 | WOXW | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 4 | 2 | Seattle Sounders | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 6 | LWLW | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 5 | 1 | Chivas USA | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 5 | XLXW | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | |
| 6 | 1 | Colorado Rapids | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 4 | LWX- | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| 7 | Portland Timbers | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 2 | LLXX | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | ||
| 8 | 1 | LA Galaxy | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 1 | XL-- | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| 9 | 1 | San Jose Earthquakes | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 1 | LLX- | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| 4 | +1 | Erick TORRES (Chivas USA) |
| +2 | Vicente SÁNCHEZ (Colorado Rapids) | |
| 3 | +1 | Kenny MILLER (Vancouver Whitecaps) |
| +2 | Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | |
| Jermain DEFOE (Toronto FC) | ||
| Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | ||
| +1 | Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | |
| 2 | +1 | Quincy AMARIKWA (Chicago Fire) |
| +1 | Blas PÉREZ (FC Dallas) | |
| Fabián CASTILLO (FC Dallas) | ||
| +1 | Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) | |
| +1 | Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | |
| Gastón FERNÁNDEZ (Portland Timbers) | ||
| +1 | Mauro DÍAZ (FC Dallas) | |
| Víctor BERNÁRDEZ (San Jose Earthquakes) | ||
| Jeff LARENTOWICZ (Chicago Fire) | ||
| Bernardo AÑOR (Columbus Crew) | ||
| Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake) |
| Saturday, 29 March 2014 | |||||
| D.C. United | 2-2 | Chicago Fire | |||
| 35 | Espíndola | 27 | Hurtado | ||
| 73 | Kitchen | 82 | Amarikwa | ||
| FC Dallas | 2-1 | Portland Timbers | |||
| 45 | Pérez | 66(og) | Hedges | ||
| 84 | Díaz | ||||
| Colorado Rapids | 2-3 | Sporting Kansas City | |||
| 60 | Sánchez | 50 | Zusi | ||
| 78 | Sánchez | 79 | Feilhaber | ||
| 90 | Dwyer | ||||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 2-1 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| 14 | Harvey | 75 | Clark | ||
| 58 | Miller | ||||
| Seattle Sounders | 1-2 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 22 | Cooper | 59 | Higuaín | ||
| 90 | Meram | ||||
| Real Salt Lake | 3-0 | Toronto FC | |||
| 11 | Saborio | ||||
| 28 | Gil | ||||
| 55 | Saborio | ||||
| San Jose Earthquakes | 1-2 | New England Revolution | |||
| 69 | Wondolowski | 35(og) | Bernárdez | ||
| 90 | Nguyen | ||||
| Philadelphia Union | 1-1 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 35 | Nogueira | 80 | Di Vaio | ||
| Sunday, 30 March 2014 | |||||
| New York Red Bulls | 1-1 | Chivas USA | |||
| 90 | Luyindula | 25 | Torres | ||