| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 63 | 167 | 2.65 | 24 | 38.10% | 25 | 39.68% | 14 | 22.22% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | 2 | Sporting Kansas City | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 4 | +5 | 11 | WOWW | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | |
| 2 | 1 | Columbus Crew | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 6 | +3 | 11 | XXLW | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | |
| 3 | 4 | New York Red Bulls | 8 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 11 | +1 | 10 | WWLX | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 8 | |
| 4 | 2 | Toronto FC | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 9 | LLWL | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | |
| 5 | 1 | D.C. United | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 8 | XWWX | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| 6 | 1 | New England Revolution | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 8 | XWLW | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 9 | |
| 7 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 8 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 8 | OLXX | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 7 | |
| 8 | Houston Dynamo | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 7 | LOLL | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 8 | ||
| 9 | Chicago Fire | 7 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -1 | 6 | XXXX | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | ||
| 10 | Montréal Impact | 7 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 14 | -8 | 3 | LXXX | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 9 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | FC Dallas | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 10 | +7 | 16 | WLWW | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | ||
| 2 | 1 | Seattle Sounders | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 11 | +3 | 13 | WWXL | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 7 | |
| 3 | 1 | Real Salt Lake | 7 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 11 | 6 | +5 | 13 | WXOW | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 5 | |
| 4 | 2 | Colorado Rapids | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 11 | OWWL | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | |
| 5 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 7 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 8 | +2 | 9 | XLLW | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
| 6 | LA Galaxy | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | +3 | 8 | XWWX | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 3 | ||
| 7 | Chivas USA | 7 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 13 | -5 | 6 | LXLX | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | ||
| 8 | Portland Timbers | 7 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 4 | LXXL | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 5 | ||
| 9 | San Jose Earthquakes | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 3 | OXLL | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 6 | +1 | Erick TORRES (Chivas USA) |
| Clint DEMPSEY (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| 4 | +1 | Quincy AMARIKWA (Chicago Fire) |
| +2 | Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) | |
| +1 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | |
| +3 | Bradley WRIGHT-PHILLIPS (New York Red Bulls) | |
| Vicente SÁNCHEZ (Colorado Rapids) | ||
| Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | ||
| 3 | +1 | Blas PÉREZ (FC Dallas) |
| Kenny MILLER (Vancouver Whitecaps) | ||
| Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| Je-Vaughn WATSON (FC Dallas) | ||
| Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | ||
| MICHEL Garbini (FC Dallas) | ||
| Jermain DEFOE (Toronto FC) | ||
| Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | ||
| +1 | Thierry HENRY (New York Red Bulls) |
| Saturday, 19 April 2014 | |||||
| FC Dallas | 2-1 | Toronto FC | |||
| 37 | Hedges | 21 | Nakajima-Farran | ||
| 88 | Pérez | ||||
| Colorado Rapids | 0-0 | San Jose Earthquakes | |||
| Columbus Crew | 1-1 | D.C. United | |||
| 90 | Jimenez | 31 | Espíndola | ||
| Sporting Kansas City | 4-0 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 31(og) | Mallace | ||||
| 71 | Collin | ||||
| 74 | Dwyer | ||||
| 86 | Dwyer | ||||
| Chicago Fire | 1-1 | New England Revolution | |||
| 16 | Amarikwa | 31 | Nguyen | ||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 2-2 | LA Galaxy | |||
| 67 | Mattocks | 38 | Ishizaki | ||
| 86 | Manneh | 77 | Keane | ||
| Real Salt Lake | 1-0 | Portland Timbers | |||
| 78 | Grabavoy | ||||
| Chivas USA | 1-2 | Seattle Sounders | |||
| 5 | Torres | 24 | Neagle | ||
| 81 | Martins | ||||
| Philadelphia Union | 0-0 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| Wednesday, 23 April 2014 | |||||
| New York Red Bulls | 4-0 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| 12 | Wright-Phillips | ||||
| 24 | Wright-Phillips | ||||
| 65 | Henry | ||||
| 86 | Wright-Phillips | ||||