| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 101 | 286 | 2.83 | 42 | 41.58% | 33 | 32.67% | 26 | 25.74% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | 1 | New England Revolution | 11 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 13 | +6 | 20 | WWWW | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 13 | |
| 2 | 1 | Sporting Kansas City | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 15 | 8 | +7 | 17 | LWWL | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 5 | |
| 3 | 1 | Houston Dynamo | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 16 | 19 | -3 | 17 | WLWW | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 9 | |
| 4 | 1 | D.C. United | 10 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 12 | +2 | 15 | XWLW | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5 | |
| 5 | New York Red Bulls | 12 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 18 | 19 | -1 | 14 | LLWX | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 11 | ||
| 6 | Columbus Crew | 11 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 13 | 14 | -1 | 13 | XLLL | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 8 | ||
| 7 | Toronto FC | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 9 | +0 | 12 | WLLL | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | ||
| 8 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 13 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 11 | LWLL | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 11 | |
| 9 | 1 | Chicago Fire | 9 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 17 | 18 | -1 | 9 | WLXX | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 11 | |
| 10 | Montréal Impact | 10 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 18 | -10 | 7 | XLWL | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 10 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | Seattle Sounders | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 19 | +4 | 25 | WLWW | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 12 | ||
| 2 | Real Salt Lake | 11 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 23 | 13 | +10 | 23 | WWWX | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 9 | ||
| 3 | FC Dallas | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 21 | 20 | +1 | 17 | XLLL | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 10 | ||
| 4 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 10 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 12 | +4 | 16 | WWXX | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | ||
| 5 | Colorado Rapids | 11 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 15 | LLOW | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 8 | ||
| 6 | San Jose Earthquakes | 10 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 10 | LWOL | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 | ||
| 7 | 1 | Chivas USA | 11 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 13 | 20 | -7 | 10 | XWLL | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 12 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 8 | |
| 8 | 1 | Portland Timbers | 11 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 16 | 19 | -3 | 10 | XXWX | 7 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 14 | 13 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | |
| 9 | 2 | LA Galaxy | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 7 | +1 | 9 | LXLX | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 6 | |
| 9 | Bradley WRIGHT-PHILLIPS (New York Red Bulls) | |
| 8 | Erick TORRES (Chivas USA) | |
| Clint DEMPSEY (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| 7 | +1 | Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) |
| 6 | Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | |
| Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | ||
| +2 | Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | |
| +1 | Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake) | |
| 5 | Quincy AMARIKWA (Chicago Fire) | |
| +1 | Lee NGUYEN (New England Revolution) | |
| Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | ||
| MICHEL Garbini (FC Dallas) | ||
| Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | ||
| +1 | Gastón FERNÁNDEZ (Portland Timbers) | |
| Vicente SÁNCHEZ (Colorado Rapids) | ||
| +1 | Obafemi MARTINS (Seattle Sounders) | |
| 4 | Edgar ESPÍNDOLA (D.C. United) | |
| +1 | Jermain DEFOE (Toronto FC) | |
| +1 | Javier MORALES (Real Salt Lake) |
| Wednesday, 14 May 2014 | |||||
| Sporting Kansas City | 1-2 | Philadelphia Union | |||
| 80 | Dwyer | 49 | Cruz | ||
| 81 | Maidana | ||||
| Saturday, 17 May 2014 | |||||
| D.C. United | 1-1 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 84 | Johnson | 56 | McInerney | ||
| FC Dallas | 1-1 | Chivas USA | |||
| 83 | Castillo | 60 | Delgado | ||
| Houston Dynamo | 1-0 | LA Galaxy | |||
| 61 | Barnes | ||||
| Portland Timbers | 3-3 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 5 | Urruti | 14 | Higuaín | ||
| 80 | Johnson | 45 | Higuaín | ||
| 85 | Fernández | 81 | Finlay | ||
| Seattle Sounders | 1-0 | San Jose Earthquakes | |||
| 8 | Martins | ||||
| Real Salt Lake | 2-1 | Colorado Rapids | |||
| 23 | Plata | 83 | Moor | ||
| 51 | Morales | ||||
| Toronto FC | 2-0 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| 12 | Defoe | ||||
| 90 | Moore | ||||
| Philadelphia Union | 3-5 | New England Revolution | |||
| 36 | Nogueira | 13 | Soares | ||
| 76 | Williams | 26 | Fagúndez | ||
| 90 | Le Toux | 49 | Nguyen | ||
| 57 | Tierney | ||||
| 67 | Mullins | ||||