| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 53 | 144 | 2.71 | 20 | 37.74% | 20 | 37.74% | 13 | 24.53% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | Columbus Crew | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 10 | XLWW | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | ||
| 2 | Toronto FC | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 5 | +0 | 9 | LWLW | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | ||
| 3 | Sporting Kansas City | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 4 | +1 | 8 | OWWX | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | ||
| 4 | 2 | D.C. United | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 7 | WWXL | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| 5 | 2 | New England Revolution | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 7 | WLWO | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 8 | |
| 6 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 7 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 7 | LXXX | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 7 | |
| 7 | 2 | New York Red Bulls | 7 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 7 | WLXX | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 8 | |
| 8 | 4 | Houston Dynamo | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 6 | LLLW | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | |
| 9 | 1 | Chicago Fire | 6 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 5 | XXXX | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | |
| 10 | Montréal Impact | 6 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 3 | XXXL | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | FC Dallas | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 9 | +6 | 13 | LWWW | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | ||
| 2 | 2 | Colorado Rapids | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 5 | +3 | 10 | WWLW | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | |
| 3 | 2 | Seattle Sounders | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 10 | +2 | 10 | WXLW | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 6 | |
| 4 | 2 | Real Salt Lake | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 6 | +4 | 10 | XOWX | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 5 | |
| 5 | 2 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 6 | +2 | 8 | LLWO | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| 6 | 1 | LA Galaxy | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | +3 | 7 | WWXL | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | |
| 7 | 1 | Chivas USA | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 6 | XLXL | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | |
| 8 | Portland Timbers | 6 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 4 | XXLL | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | ||
| 9 | San Jose Earthquakes | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 2 | XLLX | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 6 | +2 | Clint DEMPSEY (Seattle Sounders) |
| 5 | +1 | Erick TORRES (Chivas USA) |
| 4 | Vicente SÁNCHEZ (Colorado Rapids) | |
| +1 | Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | |
| 3 | +1 | Quincy AMARIKWA (Chicago Fire) |
| Kenny MILLER (Vancouver Whitecaps) | ||
| Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| Je-Vaughn WATSON (FC Dallas) | ||
| +1 | Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | |
| +1 | MICHEL Garbini (FC Dallas) | |
| +1 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | |
| Jermain DEFOE (Toronto FC) | ||
| Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) |
| Saturday, 12 April 2014 | |||||
| D.C. United | 1-0 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| 4 | Arnaud | ||||
| FC Dallas | 2-3 | Seattle Sounders | |||
| 10 | Texeira | 22 | Dempsey | ||
| 42 | Michel | 75(og) | Keel | ||
| 85 | Dempsey | ||||
| New England Revolution | 2-0 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| 68 | Alston | ||||
| 90 | Bengtson | ||||
| LA Galaxy | 1-0 | Vancouver Whitecaps | |||
| 47 | Keane | ||||
| Montréal Impact | 1-1 | Chicago Fire | |||
| 43 | McInerney | 54 | Amarikwa | ||
| Portland Timbers | 1-1 | Chivas USA | |||
| 7 | Johnson | 79 | Torres | ||
| Toronto FC | 0-1 | Colorado Rapids | |||
| 77 | Buddle | ||||
| Philadelphia Union | 2-2 | Real Salt Lake | |||
| 55 | Wenger | 6 | Mulholland | ||
| 90 | Edu | 85 | Beckerman | ||
| Sunday, 13 April 2014 | |||||
| San Jose Earthquakes | 1-1 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 51 | Wondolowski | 44 | Higuaín | ||
| Wednesday, 16 April 2014 | |||||
| New York Red Bulls | 2-1 | Philadelphia Union | |||
| 57 | Henry | 80 | Le Toux | ||
| 67 | Sam | ||||