| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 83 | 223 | 2.68 | 36 | 43.37% | 29 | 34.94% | 18 | 21.69% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | 1 | Sporting Kansas City | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 6 | +5 | 14 | WLWO | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | |
| 2 | 5 | Houston Dynamo | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 13 | 14 | -1 | 14 | WWXL | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 9 | |
| 3 | 1 | New England Revolution | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 14 | WWXW | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 10 | |
| 4 | 1 | New York Red Bulls | 10 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 14 | 12 | +2 | 14 | WXWW | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 9 | |
| 5 | 4 | Columbus Crew | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 10 | +0 | 12 | LLXX | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 5 | |
| 6 | 3 | D.C. United | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 11 | +1 | 11 | LWXW | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | |
| 7 | 1 | Toronto FC | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 9 | LLLW | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | |
| 8 | Philadelphia Union | 10 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 8 | LLOL | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 10 | ||
| 9 | Montréal Impact | 8 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 6 | WLXX | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 9 | ||
| 10 | Chicago Fire | 8 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 6 | LXXX | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 7 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | Seattle Sounders | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 22 | 14 | +8 | 22 | WWWW | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 7 | ||
| 2 | 1 | Real Salt Lake | 9 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 16 | 10 | +6 | 17 | WXWX | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 7 | |
| 3 | 1 | FC Dallas | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 19 | 17 | +2 | 16 | LLLW | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 9 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 8 | |
| 4 | Colorado Rapids | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 9 | +1 | 15 | OWLO | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 6 | ||
| 5 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 9 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 15 | 12 | +3 | 13 | WXXL | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | ||
| 6 | LA Galaxy | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 8 | LXWW | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 4 | ||
| 7 | 2 | Portland Timbers | 9 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 8 | WXLX | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | |
| 8 | 1 | San Jose Earthquakes | 8 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 7 | OLWO | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | |
| 9 | 1 | Chivas USA | 9 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 9 | 18 | -9 | 6 | LLLX | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6 | |
| 8 | Clint DEMPSEY (Seattle Sounders) | |
| 7 | +1 | Erick TORRES (Chivas USA) |
| 6 | +1 | Bradley WRIGHT-PHILLIPS (New York Red Bulls) |
| +2 | Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | |
| 5 | +1 | Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) |
| +2 | Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | |
| +1 | Vicente SÁNCHEZ (Colorado Rapids) | |
| +2 | Joao PLATA (Real Salt Lake) | |
| 4 | Quincy AMARIKWA (Chicago Fire) | |
| +1 | Lee NGUYEN (New England Revolution) | |
| Dominic DWYER (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| +1 | MICHEL Garbini (FC Dallas) | |
| Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | ||
| Edgar ESPÍNDOLA (D.C. United) | ||
| +1 | Gastón FERNÁNDEZ (Portland Timbers) | |
| Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | ||
| +1 | Obafemi MARTINS (Seattle Sounders) | |
| 3 | +1 | Kenny COOPER (Seattle Sounders) |
| Blas PÉREZ (FC Dallas) | ||
| Kenny MILLER (Vancouver Whitecaps) | ||
| Je-Vaughn WATSON (FC Dallas) | ||
| +1 | Lamar NEAGLE (Seattle Sounders) | |
| Jermain DEFOE (Toronto FC) | ||
| Mauro DÍAZ (FC Dallas) | ||
| +1 | Kekuta MANNEH (Vancouver Whitecaps) | |
| Thierry HENRY (New York Red Bulls) | ||
| +2 | Pedro MORALES (Vancouver Whitecaps) |
| Saturday, 3 May 2014 | |||||
| Colorado Rapids | 1-0 | LA Galaxy | |||
| 20 | Sánchez | ||||
| Chicago Fire | 2-3 | Real Salt Lake | |||
| 22 | Magee | 72 | Plata | ||
| 30 | Anangonó | 90 | Plata | ||
| 90 | Saborio | ||||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 3-2 | San Jose Earthquakes | |||
| 10 | Manneh | 45 | Wondolowski | ||
| 19 | Morales | 90 | Wondolowski | ||
| 20 | Morales | ||||
| Portland Timbers | 3-2 | D.C. United | |||
| 1 | Fernández | 21 | Arnaud | ||
| 38 | Danso | 78(og) | Danso | ||
| 90 | Urruti | ||||
| Seattle Sounders | 2-1 | Philadelphia Union | |||
| 61 | Martins | 13(og) | Evans | ||
| 84 | Marshall | ||||
| Chivas USA | 1-4 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| 7 | Torres | 12 | Davis | ||
| 32 | Barnes | ||||
| 45 | Bruin | ||||
| 69 | Barnes | ||||
| Toronto FC | 1-2 | New England Revolution | |||
| 6 | Jackson | 24 | Mullins | ||
| 82 | Nguyen | ||||
| Sunday, 4 May 2014 | |||||
| FC Dallas | 0-1 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| 71 | Wright-Phillips | ||||
| Sporting Kansas City | 2-0 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 10 | Peterson | ||||
| 90 | Bieler | ||||
| Wednesday, 7 May 2014 | |||||
| Houston Dynamo | 1-0 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 50 | Bruin | ||||
| Seattle Sounders | 2-1 | FC Dallas | |||
| 62 | Neagle | 16 | Michel | ||
| 88 | Cooper | ||||
| San Jose Earthquakes | 0-0 | Colorado Rapids | |||