| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 84 | 210 | 2.50 | 44 | 52.38% | 12 | 14.29% | 28 | 33.33% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | Sporting Kansas City | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 5 | +7 | 21 | LLWW | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 2 | ||
| 2 | D.C. United | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 15 | +5 | 18 | WLWW | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 9 | ||
| 3 | New York Red Bulls | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 19 | 14 | +5 | 16 | WWLX | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 9 | ||
| 4 | 1 | Chicago Fire | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 9 | +0 | 11 | WLWX | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | |
| 5 | 1 | Montréal Impact | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 11 | 15 | -4 | 11 | WWXL | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 13 | |
| 6 | 3 | New England Revolution | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 9 | LWLL | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 9 | |
| 7 | 3 | Houston Dynamo | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 8 | LXXL | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 8 | |
| 8 | Columbus Crew | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 8 | OLXL | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | ||
| 9 | 2 | Philadelphia Union | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 7 | LLWW | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 5 | |
| 10 | Toronto FC | 8 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 18 | -12 | 0 | LLLL | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 8 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | San Jose Earthquakes | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 11 | +10 | 22 | LWWW | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 5 | ||
| 2 | Real Salt Lake | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 12 | +6 | 22 | WWXL | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 8 | ||
| 3 | 1 | Seattle Sounders | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 3 | +8 | 19 | WWWW | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | |
| 4 | 1 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 7 | +2 | 17 | WWWL | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | |
| 5 | Colorado Rapids | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 12 | +1 | 12 | LWLL | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 10 | ||
| 6 | FC Dallas | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 12 | XXLW | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 8 | ||
| 7 | LA Galaxy | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 10 | LLXW | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | ||
| 8 | Chivas USA | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 9 | LLLW | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | ||
| 9 | Portland Timbers | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 8 | OLWL | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | ||
| 11 | +3 | Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) |
| 9 | Thierry HENRY (New York Red Bulls) | |
| 7 | Kenny COOPER (New York Red Bulls) | |
| 6 | MAICON CARIOCA (D.C. United) | |
| 5 | +1 | Chris PONTIUS (D.C. United) |
| 4 | Kei KAMARA (Sporting Kansas City) | |
| David ESTRADA (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| +2 | Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | |
| +2 | Steven LENHART (San Jose Earthquakes) | |
| Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | ||
| 3 | Blas PÉREZ (FC Dallas) | |
| Aurélien COLLIN (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| Brek SHEA (FC Dallas) | ||
| Darlington NAGBE (Portland Timbers) | ||
| Bernardo CORRADI (Montréal Impact) | ||
| Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | ||
| Edgar ESPÍNDOLA (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| Omar CUMMINGS (Colorado Rapids) | ||
| Kris BOYD (Portland Timbers) | ||
| +1 | Saër SÈNE (New England Revolution) | |
| Kamani HILL (Colorado Rapids) | ||
| Gabriel GÓMEZ (Philadelphia Union) | ||
| C.J. SAPONG (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| Kyle BECKERMAN (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| Dominic ODURO (Chicago Fire) | ||
| Sébastien LE TOUX (Vancouver Whitecaps) | ||
| Nick DELEON (D.C. United) |
| Wednesday, 2 May 2012 | |||||
| New England Revolution | 2-1 | Colorado Rapids | |||
| 27 | Sène | 21 | Castrillón | ||
| 39 | Cardenas | ||||
| San Jose Earthquakes | 5-3 | D.C. United | |||
| 19 | Lenhart | 8 | De Rosario | ||
| 21 | Wondolowski | 64 | Woolard | ||
| 31 | Morrow | 88 | Salihi | ||
| 69 | Wondolowski | ||||
| 74 | Lenhart | ||||
| Seattle Sounders | 2-0 | LA Galaxy | |||
| 40 | Johnson | ||||
| 48 | Montero | ||||
| Friday, 4 May 2012 | |||||
| Chivas USA | 1-2 | Chicago Fire | |||
| 23 | Ángel | 25 | Berry | ||
| 90 | Pappa | ||||
| Saturday, 5 May 2012 | |||||
| Toronto FC | 0-2 | D.C. United | |||
| 55 | Pontius | ||||
| 75 | Salihi | ||||
| LA Galaxy | 0-1 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| 19 | Lindpere | ||||
| Seattle Sounders | 1-0 | Philadelphia Union | |||
| 63 | Rosales | ||||
| Sporting Kansas City | 0-2 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 30 | Felipe | ||||
| 64 | Bernier | ||||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 2-1 | San Jose Earthquakes | |||
| 40 | Koffie | 15 | Wondolowski | ||
| 90 | Hassli | ||||
| Portland Timbers | 0-0 | Columbus Crew | |||
| Real Salt Lake | 2-1 | New England Revolution | |||
| 33 | Saborio | 22 | Brettschneider | ||
| 55 | Saborio | ||||