| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 323 | 845 | 2.61 | 164 | 50.77% | 82 | 25.39% | 77 | 23.84% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | 1 | New York Red Bulls | 34 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 58 | 41 | +17 | 59 | WWXX | 17 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 34 | 16 | 17 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 24 | 25 | |
| 2 | 1 | Sporting Kansas City | 34 | 17 | 7 | 10 | 47 | 30 | +17 | 58 | WWOW | 17 | 9 | 3 | 5 | 29 | 15 | 17 | 8 | 4 | 5 | 18 | 15 | |
| 3 | 2 | New England Revolution | 34 | 14 | 9 | 11 | 49 | 38 | +11 | 51 | WWWX | 17 | 8 | 4 | 5 | 29 | 16 | 17 | 6 | 5 | 6 | 20 | 22 | |
| 4 | 2 | Houston Dynamo | 34 | 14 | 9 | 11 | 41 | 41 | +0 | 51 | WLOW | 17 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 24 | 17 | 17 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 17 | 24 | |
| 5 | 2 | Montréal Impact | 34 | 14 | 7 | 13 | 50 | 49 | +1 | 49 | LWLL | 17 | 10 | 3 | 4 | 31 | 20 | 17 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 19 | 29 | |
| 6 | 2 | Chicago Fire | 34 | 14 | 7 | 13 | 47 | 52 | -5 | 49 | LWWW | 17 | 10 | 3 | 4 | 29 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 18 | 31 | |
| 7 | Philadelphia Union | 34 | 12 | 10 | 12 | 42 | 44 | -2 | 46 | LLXW | 17 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 23 | 18 | 17 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 19 | 26 | ||
| 8 | Columbus Crew | 34 | 12 | 5 | 17 | 42 | 46 | -4 | 41 | LLLW | 17 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 19 | 13 | 17 | 5 | 2 | 10 | 23 | 33 | ||
| 9 | Toronto FC | 34 | 6 | 11 | 17 | 30 | 47 | -17 | 29 | WLLW | 17 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 23 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 7 | 25 | ||
| 10 | D.C. United | 34 | 3 | 7 | 24 | 22 | 59 | -37 | 16 | LLXL | 17 | 3 | 4 | 10 | 16 | 29 | 17 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 6 | 30 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | Portland Timbers | 34 | 14 | 15 | 5 | 54 | 33 | +21 | 57 | WOWX | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 29 | 11 | 17 | 3 | 10 | 4 | 25 | 22 | ||
| 2 | Real Salt Lake | 34 | 16 | 8 | 10 | 57 | 41 | +16 | 56 | WOXW | 17 | 10 | 4 | 3 | 31 | 16 | 17 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 26 | 25 | ||
| 3 | LA Galaxy | 34 | 15 | 8 | 11 | 53 | 38 | +15 | 53 | XOWW | 17 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 32 | 8 | 17 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 21 | 30 | ||
| 4 | 1 | Seattle Sounders | 34 | 15 | 7 | 12 | 42 | 42 | +0 | 52 | XLLL | 17 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 29 | 15 | 17 | 5 | 2 | 10 | 13 | 27 | |
| 5 | 1 | Colorado Rapids | 34 | 14 | 9 | 11 | 45 | 38 | +7 | 51 | LWLW | 17 | 10 | 4 | 3 | 30 | 16 | 17 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 15 | 22 | |
| 6 | San Jose Earthquakes | 34 | 14 | 9 | 11 | 35 | 42 | -7 | 51 | WOWW | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 23 | 13 | 17 | 3 | 4 | 10 | 12 | 29 | ||
| 7 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 34 | 13 | 9 | 12 | 53 | 45 | +8 | 48 | WLWX | 17 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 32 | 19 | 17 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 21 | 26 | ||
| 8 | FC Dallas | 34 | 11 | 11 | 12 | 48 | 52 | -4 | 44 | LWLX | 17 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 29 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 6 | 9 | 19 | 30 | ||
| 9 | Chivas USA | 34 | 6 | 8 | 20 | 30 | 67 | -37 | 26 | LLLL | 17 | 5 | 4 | 8 | 17 | 29 | 17 | 1 | 4 | 12 | 13 | 38 | ||
| Sunday, 27 October 2013 | |||||
| D.C. United | 1-2 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| New York Red Bulls | 5-2 | Chicago Fire | |||
| Columbus Crew | 0-1 | New England Revolution | |||
| Seattle Sounders | 1-1 | LA Galaxy | |||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 3-0 | Colorado Rapids | |||
| 22 | +3 | CAMILO da Silva (Vancouver Whitecaps) |
| 21 | +1 | Mike MAGEE (Chicago Fire) |
| 20 | Marco DI VAIO (Montréal Impact) | |
| 16 | +1 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) |
| 13 | Dominic ODURO (Columbus Crew) | |
| Diego FAGÚNDEZ (New England Revolution) | ||
| 12 | Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | |
| Jack McINERNEY (Philadelphia Union) | ||
| 11 | Blas PÉREZ (FC Dallas) | |
| Tim CAHILL (New York Red Bulls) | ||
| Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | ||
| Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | ||
| 10 | Landon DONOVAN (LA Galaxy) | |
| Deshorn BROWN (Colorado Rapids) | ||
| Claudio BIELER (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| Diego VALERI (Portland Timbers) | ||
| +1 | Thierry HENRY (New York Red Bulls) | |
| Conor CASEY (Philadelphia Union) | ||
| 9 | Ryan JOHNSON (Portland Timbers) | |
| Will JOHNSON (Portland Timbers) | ||
| Darlington NAGBE (Portland Timbers) | ||
| Eddie JOHNSON (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| Edgar ESPÍNDOLA (New York Red Bulls) | ||
| +1 | Giles BARNES (Houston Dynamo) |