| ROUND | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Season archive |
| Games | Goals | H | D | A | ||||
| 287 | 751 | 2.61 | 146 | 50.87% | 74 | 25.78% | 67 | 23.34% |
| Eastern | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | New York Red Bulls | 31 | 15 | 7 | 9 | 48 | 37 | +11 | 52 | XWWW | 15 | 10 | 3 | 2 | 27 | 12 | 16 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 21 | 25 | ||
| 2 | Sporting Kansas City | 30 | 14 | 6 | 10 | 43 | 29 | +14 | 48 | LWWW | 16 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 28 | 15 | 14 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 15 | 14 | ||
| 3 | Montréal Impact | 29 | 13 | 7 | 9 | 48 | 44 | +4 | 46 | XLLW | 15 | 9 | 3 | 3 | 29 | 18 | 14 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 19 | 26 | ||
| 4 | Houston Dynamo | 30 | 12 | 8 | 10 | 38 | 37 | +1 | 44 | XWWL | 14 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 23 | 14 | 16 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 15 | 23 | ||
| 5 | 1 | Philadelphia Union | 30 | 11 | 9 | 10 | 38 | 39 | -1 | 42 | WLLO | 15 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 21 | 16 | 15 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 17 | 23 | |
| 6 | 1 | New England Revolution | 30 | 11 | 8 | 11 | 42 | 34 | +8 | 41 | XWLL | 16 | 7 | 4 | 5 | 26 | 14 | 14 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 16 | 20 | |
| 7 | 1 | Columbus Crew | 31 | 12 | 5 | 14 | 40 | 41 | -1 | 41 | WWWL | 15 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 19 | 11 | 16 | 5 | 2 | 9 | 21 | 30 | |
| 8 | 1 | Chicago Fire | 30 | 11 | 7 | 12 | 38 | 45 | -7 | 40 | XLWX | 16 | 9 | 3 | 4 | 28 | 21 | 14 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 10 | 24 | |
| 9 | Toronto FC | 31 | 5 | 11 | 15 | 29 | 45 | -16 | 26 | WLLX | 16 | 3 | 8 | 5 | 22 | 22 | 15 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 7 | 23 | ||
| 10 | D.C. United | 30 | 3 | 6 | 21 | 20 | 52 | -32 | 15 | LLXL | 14 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 14 | 23 | 16 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 6 | 29 | ||
| Western | Overall | Home | Away | |||||||||||||||||||||
| P | W | D | L | F | A | Gdf | Pts | Form | P | W | D | L | F | A | P | W | D | L | F | A | ||||
| 1 | 1 | Real Salt Lake | 31 | 15 | 6 | 10 | 54 | 39 | +15 | 51 | WLLW | 15 | 9 | 3 | 3 | 28 | 14 | 16 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 26 | 25 | |
| 2 | 1 | Seattle Sounders | 29 | 15 | 6 | 8 | 39 | 29 | +10 | 51 | XXWW | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 27 | 10 | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 12 | 19 | |
| 3 | Portland Timbers | 30 | 12 | 13 | 5 | 46 | 31 | +15 | 49 | WWXW | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 28 | 11 | 15 | 2 | 9 | 4 | 18 | 20 | ||
| 4 | LA Galaxy | 30 | 13 | 6 | 11 | 46 | 37 | +9 | 45 | LXXL | 14 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 8 | 16 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 20 | 29 | ||
| 5 | Colorado Rapids | 30 | 12 | 9 | 9 | 37 | 31 | +6 | 45 | LWWL | 15 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 22 | 13 | 15 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 15 | 18 | ||
| 6 | 1 | San Jose Earthquakes | 31 | 12 | 8 | 11 | 32 | 41 | -9 | 44 | WWOW | 15 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 20 | 12 | 16 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 12 | 29 | |
| 7 | 1 | Vancouver Whitecaps | 30 | 11 | 8 | 11 | 42 | 39 | +3 | 41 | LWOL | 15 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 27 | 17 | 15 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 15 | 22 | |
| 8 | FC Dallas | 30 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 42 | 46 | -4 | 40 | LLLW | 15 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 25 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 5 | 8 | 17 | 27 | ||
| 9 | Chivas USA | 31 | 6 | 8 | 17 | 29 | 55 | -26 | 26 | LLXW | 16 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 17 | 24 | 15 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 12 | 31 | ||
| 19 | +1 | Marco DI VAIO (Montréal Impact) |
| 18 | +2 | Mike MAGEE (Chicago Fire) |
| 16 | CAMILO da Silva (Vancouver Whitecaps) | |
| 13 | Robbie KEANE (LA Galaxy) | |
| 12 | +1 | Dominic ODURO (Columbus Crew) |
| 11 | +1 | Blas PÉREZ (FC Dallas) |
| +1 | Federico HIGUAÍN (Columbus Crew) | |
| Diego FAGÚNDEZ (New England Revolution) | ||
| 10 | Álvaro SABORIO (Real Salt Lake) | |
| Claudio BIELER (Sporting Kansas City) | ||
| Jack McINERNEY (Philadelphia Union) | ||
| +1 | Conor CASEY (Philadelphia Union) | |
| 9 | +1 | Tim CAHILL (New York Red Bulls) |
| +1 | Chris WONDOLOWSKI (San Jose Earthquakes) | |
| Thierry HENRY (New York Red Bulls) | ||
| 8 | Ryan JOHNSON (Portland Timbers) | |
| Landon DONOVAN (LA Galaxy) | ||
| Kenny MILLER (Vancouver Whitecaps) | ||
| Darlington NAGBE (Portland Timbers) | ||
| Eddie JOHNSON (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| Edgar ESPÍNDOLA (New York Red Bulls) | ||
| Lamar NEAGLE (Seattle Sounders) | ||
| Giles BARNES (Houston Dynamo) | ||
| +1 | Will BRUIN (Houston Dynamo) | |
| Diego VALERI (Portland Timbers) | ||
| Javier MORALES (Real Salt Lake) | ||
| Obafemi MARTINS (Seattle Sounders) |
| Friday, 27 September 2013 | |||||
| Sporting Kansas City | 0-1 | Philadelphia Union | |||
| 36 | Casey | ||||
| Saturday, 28 September 2013 | |||||
| New England Revolution | 1-1 | Houston Dynamo | |||
| 64 | Sène | 76 | Bruin | ||
| Chicago Fire | 2-2 | Montréal Impact | |||
| 57 | Magee | 25 | Di Vaio | ||
| 73 | Magee | 87 | Tissot | ||
| Vancouver Whitecaps | 0-1 | Real Salt Lake | |||
| 9 | Sandoval | ||||
| Toronto FC | 4-1 | D.C. United | |||
| 25 | Russell | 15 | Jeffrey | ||
| 67 | Dike | ||||
| 71(og) | Shanosky | ||||
| 87 | Álvaro Rey | ||||
| Sunday, 29 September 2013 | |||||
| FC Dallas | 2-4 | Columbus Crew | |||
| 21 | Pérez | 9 | Higuaín | ||
| 54 | Díaz | 17 | Arrieta | ||
| 44 | Oduro | ||||
| 86 | Añor | ||||
| Portland Timbers | 1-0 | LA Galaxy | |||
| 52 | Urruti | ||||
| Seattle Sounders | 1-1 | New York Red Bulls | |||
| 45 | Evans | 76 | Cahill | ||
| Chivas USA | 0-1 | San Jose Earthquakes | |||
| 87 | Wondolowski | ||||